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Well, that's all the time we had for our movie. We hope you found it entertaining, whimsical and yet relevant, with an underlying revisionist conceit that belied the films emotional attachments to the subject matter. I just hoped you didn't think it sucked. All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat". It will be Terry's job to give the actors their hand cue.
Excuse me, Russel, but I believe I requested the hand job Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries. I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored. Ribbed for her pleasure. Yeah, I got paid today. Yeah, I know what that's like. They laid me off. I got one of these. Yeah, I know how that feels. Know what I'd like to do? Yeah I know what you'd like to do.
You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.
Actually, I was thinking of filing a grievance with the union. Well, the world's a twisted place. Purchase feeble public access cable show and exploit it. I like to play. Donut Man, who's trying to kill ya? I don't know but they better not! Do I frighten you? Do you want me to? You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body.
Hey, who wants Chinese take-out? I know a great place! I'll have the "cream of sum yung guy". I mean, there are two Darrin Stevenses, right? Dick York and Dick Sargent.
Yeah, right, as if we wouldn't notice. She tested very high on the stroke-ability scale. Yes, officer, is there a problem? Have you seen this boy? Cassandra is not interested in Benjamin because Chicks think he's handsome, B: Okay, how about, F: You know what you can do with your pop quiz?
Well, you know what you can do with your show? You can take a flying You kiss your mother with that mouth? Turn it off man, turn it off! It's sucking my will to live! I love you, Wayne. I love you, Cassandra. I love you, Garth.
I love you, dreamwoman. You know, ever since I did your show, kids are looking at me in a whole new way. I love you, man. And I love you. And I've learned something, too. I've learned that a flawless profile, a perfect body, the right clothes, and a great car can get you far in America - almost to the top - but it can't get you everything. Isn't it great that we're all better people? What a totally amazing, excellent discovery That bass player's a babe.
She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class. What are you gonna do with these guys? I just always wanted to open a door to room where people are being trained like in James Bond movies. I know I don't have his looks. I know I don't have his money. I know I don't have his connections, his knowledge of fine wines. I know sometimes when I eat I get this clicking sound in my jaw I'm having a good time Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me when I'm an incredibly humungoid giant star?
Will you still love me when I'm in my hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase? Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase? You know, Cassandra, from this height Russell's very excited you're coming down to the studio. That's where the magic happens. Oh, you've worked in television? No, but I watch a lot of it. Of course you do. She's the one who came up with the name "Noah's Arcade.
I just opened my mouth and out it came! You're a lucky man, Mr. Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues?
It will be mine. I don't believe I've ever had French champagne before Oh, actually all champagne is French; it's named after the region. Otherwise it's sparkling white wine.
Americans of course don't recognize the convention, so it becomes that thing of calling all of their sparkling white "champagne", even though by definition they're not. Ah yes, it's a lot like "Star Trek: In many ways it's superior but will never be as recognized as the original. Do you ever get the feeling Benjamin's just using us? It's like he wants us to be liked by everyone. I mean Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes everybody liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.
We're looking down on Wayne's basement. Only that's not Wayne's basement. Yeah, that's weird, man, that's weird. That was a haiku! Does anyone else smell bacon? I definitely smell a pork product of some kind. She will be mine. Oh, yes - she will be mine. First, let me get this out of the way - I'm a big fan. The way I see it, your show is capable of so much more. Well, we'll try harder, OK? Just give us a second chance. Just don't go and cancel us without giving us a second chance.
Garth told me about the show, man. I love you man. Yeah, and I love you too, Terry. I mean it man. No, I-I mean it. No, you don't, man. Hey, come over here, I think Terry has something he wants to say to you. So Garth, what do you think so far? At first, it's constrictive, but after awhile it becomes a part of you.
Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago - excellent. I've had plenty of jo-jobs; nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of name tags and hairnets.
Ok, so I still live with my parents, which I admit is bogus and sad. However, I do have a cable access show, and I still know how to party. But what I'd really like is to do Wayne's World for a living.
Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt. As you can see, it sucks as it cuts. It certainly does suck. First he screws me, then he screws you. We will explain you there how to do it. Only My Heart Talking 3. Bed Of Nails 4. Feel My Frankenstein 5. Lost In America 9. French TV Broadcast Special 1. Intro with "You And Me" 2. Under My Wheels 4.
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Detroit Tubeworks Eastown Theatre The Olympia Theatre - Paris The Jets - Killer - Elected. Welcome To My Nightmare 4. Years Ago reprise 7. The Black Widow No more mr Nice guy 3. Blow me a kiss 7. What do you want from me 8. Only women bleed 9. Feed my Frankenstein Is it my body Ballad of Dwight Fry medley B. I love the dead medley C. The black widow medley You drive me nervous medley B.
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